correl.github.io/_posts/2011-04-27-meh-php.md

---
title: Meh.php
author: Correl Roush
layout: post
permalink: /2011/04/27/meh-php/
categories:
  - Programming
tags:
  - php
---

```php
<?php
if (!defined('meh')) define('meh', null);

class Meh {
    public function __set($name, $value) {
    }
    public function __get($name) {
        return meh;
    }
    public function __isset($name) {
        return true || false;
    }
    public function __unset($name) {
    }
    public function __call($name, $arguments) {
        return meh;
    }
    public function __callStatic($name, $arguments) {
        return meh;
    }
}

$bwuh = new Meh();
$bwuh->give_a_shit();
echo $bwuh->concerns;

class SuperDuperBillingProcessor extends Meh {}

$p = new SuperDuperBillingProcessor();
$p->calculateEverything();
$p->profit();
```