--- title: Meh.php author: Correl Roush layout: post permalink: /2011/04/27/meh-php/ categories: - Programming tags: - php --- ```php <?php if (!defined('meh')) define('meh', null); class Meh { public function __set($name, $value) { } public function __get($name) { return meh; } public function __isset($name) { return true || false; } public function __unset($name) { } public function __call($name, $arguments) { return meh; } public function __callStatic($name, $arguments) { return meh; } } $bwuh = new Meh(); $bwuh->give_a_shit(); echo $bwuh->concerns; class SuperDuperBillingProcessor extends Meh {} $p = new SuperDuperBillingProcessor(); $p->calculateEverything(); $p->profit(); ```